Penis cheese

A flavorful nutty, and cheesy goo.

Tom loves to cover his singles socks in penis cheese.

by Slinging Cream August 11, 2023

Penis Cheese

nifty the r6 teamkiller

oi did you here that penis cheese kill someone?
ye wagwan he was a right cunt

by Lord Word god October 08, 2020

pretzelz no cheese

is another secret phrase for the drug “molly” or MDMA

we will have two pretzelz no cheese

by sissielala December 08, 2020

Microwave Cheese

Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.

I ran out of cheese so I whipped up a microwave cheese sandwich.

by Bob flaggit December 08, 2016

Standing cheese

When you can't ejacilate for an extended period of time. Your man juices curdle into standing cheese

Yo I shot a huge load of standing cheese last night, that shit stank

by Sander2727 March 08, 2018

Cheese curtains

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

by Monoculi March 29, 2023

Bruh Cheese

Not even Cheese. It Contains illegal drugs, alcohol, and is very moisty. studies show that 80% of bois want this cheese. In 2040, everyone will have this cheese and will be watching the UH OH STINKY scientists say. You also can get the bruh cheese by repeatedly saying it. It will make you 420 times cooler.

Dude that guy has the Bruh Cheese. He is so lucky. I wish I was him.

by Bruh Cheese October 17, 2019