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Ballon kids

a group of crackhead homosexuals with a token straight and absolutely no will to live.
they also may have a strange obsession with the movie IT.
wow, they are definitely ballon kids.
by KarateGirl October 15, 2020
mugGet the Ballon kidsmug.

I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo
I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon
by 5G-Star December 4, 2019
mugGet the I have my kid in the carmug.

stray kids

oh you listen to stray kids? kiss me rn.
by userseochangbin November 24, 2021
mugGet the stray kidsmug.

Chromebook Kid

A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.

Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”

additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Person A: Have you seen that one guy?
Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid?
Person A: Yeah……
by skibussy toolet October 1, 2024
mugGet the Chromebook Kidmug.

Kid

A very tasty morsel of flesh usually weighing around 45-110lbs
Person1: look a kid

Person2:my faveroite
by Cyf ym b October 18, 2022
mugGet the Kidmug.

Fortnite kid

Usually a 12 year old kid who claims “I’m not a Fortnite kid!” At the top of his lungs, but plays every chance he gets whether with friends or without.
“Joey! Stop being a Fortnite kid and practice some basketball outside or something
by Fedupparent January 31, 2024
mugGet the Fortnite kidmug.

Dirty kid

Dirty Kid are kids that stink, on drugs and come the school wasted, don’t take showers, fuck everyone that can, are gay, thay tuck their blue jeans in there cow boy boots, that always have a full can a Copenhagen in, drives a old shitty ass Jeep that smells worse than them, that fuck in every room at the school, the kill their parents to buy more drugs, buys all their clothes at dollar general, buys clothes that don’t fit, dyes their hair 76 difficult colors, cuts their wrists, don’t like human interaction unless fucking, 99.9999999% are the cause of school shootings.
by CoxCocks May 16, 2018
mugGet the Dirty kidmug.

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