National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

National Day to show love

Today show me that you love me and tell me how much you care even if it's only a moment

National Day to show love is April 30

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

National grab ass day

All day is a dream

National grab ass day is in the throughout May.

by Dick is yeet April 29, 2019

National Give head day!

On May 1st give any and anyone head . Make sure it’s good tho because nobody needs bad head.

It’s May 1st babe get on your knees and give me sum sloppy head . It’s national give head day!

by Xxxporno.xvx.com April 30, 2019

National send James nudes day

On the 2nd of may every female must send James nudes

Send nudes on national send James nudes day

by Kachiggamanigga May 2, 2019

national booty pic day

Celebrated on april 20th. Send a booty pic to your man/girl or a random guy/girl🤪

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Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pic day🤑🤑

by uhmidfkamie?? May 2, 2019

National blowjob day

You gotta have a blowjob on the Last day of school it happens because you are hella horny and your gf or the gayest kid in school will suck you off for free

Dan-hey baby wanna suck me off before the summer no one will know its national blowjob day
Jalee-okayy let me see

by Ybv with the tea May 3, 2019