fuck if it ain't me

A phrase similar in meaning to same or mood, usually with a slightly negative connotation.

Person A: one time a guy hit on me and I got so nervous I just walked away while screaming internally.
Person B: Fuck if it ain't me though.

by Lady_Hiraeth August 10, 2019

Me che pie

Being a pimpin mojo-which is only something Mo and Jo are. Nobody else. So don't even try saying me che pie cause you aren't cool enough to say it.

Mo-"Why Jo, you are such a little me che pie."
Jo-"Thank you Mo, I think that you are also a little me che pie."

by JO January 25, 2004

why'd ya shoot me?

A remark most commonly used when someone gets shot.

*BANG* Why'd ya shoot me?

by Saturos November 8, 2003

Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet

Expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. For 'ragman' think Steptoe/Sanford & Son. Aha.

'Well fuck me with a ragman's trumpet. There IS a Santa.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

don't leave me challenge

It's a challenge that people say the worst terrible jokes and then run away while Thier friends if they have any shout don't leave me and run after the person

I have a bill I put it on a gate............ Bill Gate that's a don't leave me challenge

by I need boob June 27, 2020

Dude, Don't dude me!

What you tell a person you are having a serious conversation with when they try to trivialize the discussion topic by interrupting you the informal pronoun dude.

Sample Conversation...
Jim says, "John, you need to show your mother a little more respect."
John replies,"Dude?" (as in dude are you serious?)
Jim replies, "Dude. Don't dude me!"

by Dre March 1, 2005

dont get me wrong

A phrase usually placed before an obscure accusation of a person, place, or thing, followed by a good quality of that thing. This makes the accusation not seem as bad, though the speaker truly hates it.

dont get me wrong, the Wii is good with Mario, but Sony and Microsoft are better.

by Green Midget February 18, 2011