fat fuck

Alternative name for the mayor of Toronto.

Rob Ford is a fat fuck.

by Truthful187 December 5, 2013

Squirrel Fucked

When the fukee is fucked so hard that the fucker burried his balls in the fukee's ass.

I just got squirrel fucked in my fantasy league by the running back's 88 yard touchdown run.

by weekend drunk October 11, 2011

Fucking the Couch

Staying in a Relationship with someone who brings little to the relationship, especially in bed.

When you realize that your sex partner or FWB could be anyone, and has no special meaning to you.

You might as well be Fucking the Couch

"Are you still seeing that girl?"

"Yeah, I am still Fucking the Couch!"

by JimmyJamez November 16, 2011

fuck ruckus

(1) a loud, obnoxious commotion or stir which can be either sarcastic or realistically annoying; (2) the various arousing and occasionally amusing sounds made during intercouse.

1: "Hey! Will you shut the hell up?! I have a hard enough time trying to sleep with my roommate's snoring without having to hear that fuck ruckus from the stereo!"

2: "Wow, we shure made one hell of a fuck ruckus last night!"

by taskmaster7024 May 22, 2010

Fuck Fluid

Any liquid that is involved in entercorse.

After I finished I gave that chick a towel cause she had a load of fuck fluid on her face.

My girl is having a problem getting wet so I bought a bottle of fuck fluid.

I had to change the sheets cause she squirted fuck fluid on the bed when she came

by Dracon501 December 29, 2010

fuck and follow

When you fuck a guy/girl and proceed to follow them on social media after doing so.

Oh she just fuck and followed that guy? K then

by puagmba March 29, 2015

fuck off

What you say to a telephone cold call solicitor when they use your minutes in an unsolicited call to your phone.

Caller: Hi my name is Tina and we are looking for someone to install a Free Alarm System in your home.... You: FUCK OFF!

by Billy BullSchitter April 16, 2016