nice time

To say something is oh so sensational in a way that does not reveal your emotional fragility.

After trying his emulsion, Ashur exclaimed:
“Ohhhh, that’s a nice time.”

by Homejames December 11, 2020

cute time

any time you want attention or cuteness

Nik stop being horny i want cute time

by daddykitty December 15, 2020

Covid time

The weird manipulation of the perception of time during the covid-19 lockdown

"You remember when school started? Was it last week? Week before that? Earlier this week? Eh, covid time, you know how it is"
"Yep, covid time"

by somebrookdlyn October 24, 2020

Every other time

The frequency DJ Zanimal gets his hair cut (every 6 weeks)

You wouldn't stank so bad if you didn't shower every other time.

by DJ Zanimal October 28, 2020

full time bruh moment

When something is so idiotic or odd that it classifies as more than a part time bruh moment

Guy 1: dang I cant think of a definition for this word
Guy 2: that's a full time bruh moment

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020

part time bruh moment

Something that meets bruh moment criteria by being unusual or small brain but only partially

Why does this cat follow me? It's such a part time bruh moment

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020

Standard Time

The sense of time we used to experience, as we tried and failed to reclaim it on November 1, 2020.

She awoke on November 1, 2020, eight months into Covid world, four years in the Trumpian alternative universe, and found herself trying to name the daze of the week, wondering how many of them until November 3, 2020, when something or nothing might change, maybe a few months or hours, who could say, and was reminded that she was back on Standard Time. It sounded so nice. She was sure it used to mean something...

by Monkey's Dad November 1, 2020