Time Force

A branch of the military that goes through time to fix issues.

I cannot believe the Time Force just believes that I'm gonna rob that bank in 3 years! They put me on trial! That was an alternate variant of myself from another timeline in the multiverse! The butterfly effect has caused me to be a differnt person since the dawn of time in that one! I would never rob a bank.. I wasn't planning on it.. I PROMISE

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021

Out of time

Being born or in the wrong era

Wow, I don’t vibe with people my age. I must be out of time.

by pepsman11 March 16, 2024

Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Peepee Time

when you're in bed and she says this you know shit's about to go wiiiiiiiiiiiild

her:"peepee time?"
him:"peepee time."
her:"peepee time."
*sexy things*

by the Atmey boy July 9, 2021

Remi-time

Quality time with Remi.

You can never have enough Remi-time.

by Azoveelfkcnos November 18, 2018

Urban Time Wasting

When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.

Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?

Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.

Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!

Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?

Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.

Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?

by Mphresources August 15, 2022

so like this one time

This phrase is often used in DankPods Microphone

So like this one time i was in my mums car and then she ran it in to a pole.

by bm652 November 20, 2023