by Naphrym July 19, 2014
Get the self-fuckerymug. When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.
"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."
"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."
"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."
by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022
Get the monkey selfmug. by eat.crayon April 30, 2020
Get the Self-crematemug. What a doctor shruggingly remarks when someone requests a different-from-the-standard-practice procedure for stitching up a wound, and said physician cannot see what difference said alternative method would make, but wants to accommodate the patient whenever possible.
"Suture self," said the surgeon, when I asked him to use cotton sewing-thread instead of synthetic-fiber floss.
by QuacksO August 16, 2019
Get the Suture selfmug. The process of spending your entire quarantine drinking, smoking, sexing, gaming, and indulging in any other form of gluttony you choose.
While practicing self-isolation, Tim decided to engage in a little self-viceolation and get whiskey drunk at 8am. Be like Tim.
by Paydatrolltolltogetin May 9, 2020
Get the self-viceolationmug. To self-scare (1) is to spread yourself so thin with home, work, and other people's obligations that you completely take caring for yourself off of the list and do something so out of character that it scares you.
by Mama Martha June 28, 2019
Get the self-scaremug. Peter "I knew Victoria was depressed, but i didnt realise she would hang herself"
Sebastian " I know , I didnt see that self buffeting coming"
Sebastian " I know , I didnt see that self buffeting coming"
by Kaiser Moonbizzle III December 4, 2009
Get the Self Buffetingmug.