Awkward Whale

A branch of the awkward animal series (awkward turtle, awkward eel etc...)
In the middle of a party, if an awkward situation arises, lie on the floor and thrash around for a few seconds. It should soon make it obvious that you are finding something a bit awkward.

He's totally awkward whale-ing.

by The Awkward Witch November 13, 2010

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sperm whale

A large female who hangs out at bars and night clubs looking to take a drunk male home and get inseminated.

Joe went home with sally that sperm whale last night shes a real whore, she definitely was trying to get knocked up so he would be stuck with her for good.

by biggirl823 March 20, 2011

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emo whale

(as seen on myspace)
any really fat chick who goes to concerts and is fatass fugly and is relly obsessed

(at a concert)
get out of my way you emo whale your taking up the whole row

by MRRR August 21, 2005

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Dirty Whale

After a woman performs fellatio on a man she takes it in the mouth and leans back. Then she lies on her back and tilts her head towards the ceiling and blows the load, resembling the spout of a whale releasing air from its blow hole.

Emily gave James the best Dirty Whale of his life last night,

by Injaaa January 16, 2009

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Sperm Whales

Sperm Whales are a bunch of whales that have sex in the ocean. When the whale gets horny it produces gallons of sperm that mixes with the ocean water.

Sperm Whales are the horniest whale species known to man.

Child: MOM WHATS THAT?
Mom: Don't look honey.. those are two whales having sex
Dad : Those are called Sperm Whales *jerks off*
Child: Woah! whats thats white stuff!

Why is the ocean water so salty?.. Probably because of them Sperm Whales

by ilovespermwhaleslmao February 13, 2010

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