full service wake up call

When your woman wakes up and sucks your morning wood...insists you cum in her mouth...then rings you out from behind the beans until your dry and then goes to work..

She grabbed my morning wood and gave me a full service wake up call....mmm.

by Raw ghost rider November 2, 2023

The time Seth is supposed to wake up

No earlier than 9:00am. The act of waking up any earlier is considered a war crime and is against banned by the Geneva convention. Deer like to sleep in as well.

The time Seth is supposed to wake up is 9.

by Skmj1221 November 7, 2020

Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!

My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!

by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022

Weaksauce

A word commonly used by stoners in place of "lame" or "stupid."

"Man, pass the reefer."
"We're all out, bro."
"Weaksauce."

by RockyB August 28, 2004

getting weak

To laugh to the point of physical weakness

I was getting weak at that youtube video.

We were standing there talking about how ridiculous John looks, and then he walked in with his hair all screwed up and we just got weak.

by MOHR December 22, 2008

Wakefield

The act of pissing on a high school student then sucking the piss out of their hair.

I was very angry today after I got wakefielded pretty good.

by Long Dongz March 11, 2010

Weaker Sex

1) A term used to describe one gender as naturally inferior to another.

2) Pathetic attempts to copulate while lacking the desire to do so.

1) Argument: Women are the weaker sex because they're emotional, self-centered, vain and can't fight as well as men can.
Rebuttal: Men are the weaker sex because they're aloof, selfish, prideful and can't endure as well as women can.

2) I just keep getting weaker sex every time we try. I don't think I'm even attracted to my partner anymore.

by Axiomatic June 25, 2009