waxed

if someone says your waxed. Your one of the coolest mf out there. You are def lookin fresh, sleek, poshed and waxed;)

“ ayo addi you looking mad waxed today.”

“thanks gabi you also be lookin hella waxy”

by WAXEDAF July 16, 2021

Lawn Wax

1: A spray bottle used to smooth out an area of grass.
2: A state of confusion/panic due to an unknown context or unplanned event.

I kept losing my things due to the Lawn Wax that was this "road trip".

by Minty_Mechanic April 9, 2022

Waxing

Waxing is when a waiter/waitress/chef sneakily rubs a customer's food (such as a burger) between their ass cheeks and serves it to the customer. Usually is a result of a complicated order or rude customer.

Waiter: The guy who made this order is a total A$$hole, make sure to give his food a thorough waxing!

Chef:Will do!

by Jellontheinternet May 30, 2018

Whale Wax Candles

Candles made of whale wax (hardened fat and oil) known for their inducement of Tumblertoopler, along with an enhancement of libido/sex drive

Are th-those... Whale Wax Candles? Oh w-wow...

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! April 21, 2025

Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
3.

The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee

by Pseudonym cum poop August 13, 2024

Golden amber wax

What people who think they know about weed talk about.

Hey have you ever tried golden amber wax smoking it inflates my already stuck up ego.

by Mad troll20 November 6, 2016

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025