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Wilmington Pop Warner

Cliquey joke of a youth sports orginization. Cheerleading is the only thing they are good at. Wanna-bes of neighboring Burlington Pop Warner. Going straight to hell.

Expensive, mean to outsiders, and as long as you can get touchdowns or tumble you can smoke and drink all you want. All coaches and board members are townies to the max and let their children roam the pervert infested woods. These children are commonly refered to as Pop warner orphans. Coaches beat up parents and or drink with them. Mothers can be seen drink at Nationals.
Bob: My son's in Wilmington Pop Warner.
Terri: Oh you come from the cess pool that is Wilmington Ma
by Cheerleading Mommaa November 2, 2009
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alaskian leg warmer

Urinating on spouse's leg.
wife: Honey, I'm cold; turn up the heat.

husband: Babe, we don't need no heat I'll just give you an Alaskian leg warmer.
by shitter your friend August 11, 2009
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WARM JELLY

The fat rolls on large women that you can snuggle up to on
cold winter nights when the blanket falls off the bed.
Balequas warm jelly is very helpful in cold climates.
by Val Cruz June 20, 2007
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slid down the bannister and warm my tea up

man asking female to ready herself for some cunninglingus
Bill: Oi sweetheart, slid down the bannister and warm my tea up
by Uncle Helmet May 30, 2006
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African Neck Warmer

The act of a man eating out a chick while she deficates on his neck. This producing an African Neck Warmer.
Larry: "Sally sit on my face so I can eat you out."
Sally "ahhhhhh yea"
Larry While mouwing down on Sally's pie "Shit on my neck bitch!!

Sally "Oh you want an African Neck Warmer
by Metal Mulisha April 12, 2010
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warming fart

A hot fart let loose beneath the covers on a cold night, and then held there to fend off frostbite. Not to be confused with a warning fart.
Twas the night before Christmas,
So cold 'neath the sheets,
A warming fart flowed,
From my butt to me feets.
by Brjtlc June 18, 2010
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Luke Warm

Also known as "Lukes" or "Luke Sky Walkers"

Definition 1:
A hot girl who appears under age 18

Definition 2:
When the pussy is less than average quality. Or, pussy is just OK, but not great.
Peter: Hey Richard, Look!!! Luke warms!!

Richard: Yea bro, I like me some fresh Luke Sky Walkers right about now.

OR:

Dude that old bitch had Luke Warm guts. I had to sneak out when she was on the shitter.
by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013
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