Vaginal apartheid

When half of your vajay goes numb from sitting in a weird position.

Damn, I've got some vaginal apartheid goin on.

by Puppynj0284 April 7, 2019

vaginal vault

Another name for a woman's vagina.

Guy 1: I'm going out with stacy tonight and gonna get some play. Guy 2: Man I hear she has a gaping vaginal vault and there may be a bowling ball in there. Guy 1: Oh great. I'm not taking her bowling.

by jimmybomm September 24, 2020

vaginal resonance

A leading biological theory which suggests that women are attracted to deep sounds (voices, cars going vroom vroom, and bass guitar) due to a vibration it creates in the vagina.

Girls love dubstep because of the extreme vaginal resonance.

by jiggyshawa May 30, 2014

Vaginal Mialga

Suffering from long term chronic pussy hurting.

Mike says, "I don't feel well. It must be this flu shot, it has me down again". Ken says, "Dude, you're suffering from chronic vaginal mialga. Do you need some vagisil?"

by drevil November 2, 2007

vaginal sock

An insult made to call someone a sock that had entered a woman's vagina, a dirtier way to call someone a pussy

Guy 1: How was hanging out with jack?
Guy 2: ugh, he was being a total vaginal sock so I left

by BilboSwagginsTheBobbitt December 15, 2013

vaginal ecoli

Fungal growth in said vagina caused from having ANAL sex and then getting FUCKED in the PUSSAY.

Aileen is a Mexican stripper. One day a male paid her and she let him fuck her in the ass. He then paid her to let him immediately fuck her in the pussy. This caused her to acquire vaginal ecoli and become very ill!

by WINOS FOR JESUS July 7, 2011

The Vaginal Mombo

When the vagina tries to break free from the body.

The doctor told me that the best way to avoid the vaginal mombo is to take horse hormone pills.

by Mr Evil Betty March 27, 2004