turtle popping

When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.

Like a turtles head half out of its shell.

"Oh my God, I got to go to the loo; I'm turtle popping!"

by Carnthepear September 12, 2015

gerth turtle

When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.

She gave me a Gerth turtle

by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016

Turtle Spurts

Rapidly releasing a series of multiple, small turds.

I just had the turtle spurts. Had to be about a dozen floating.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Turtle Roulette

A game where there are 5 turtles. And you must get one of the turtles to suck your dick. Uncomfortably one of the turtles is a snapping turtle.

Mike played turtle roulette last night and he got his cock bit off.

by CockMongler289 January 2, 2011

Turtle hunting

Turtle hunting is when you feel a turrle head popping out of your rectum and proceed to go the nearest mirror, grab your asscheaks, and spread them just to see what your turtle head looks like.

Friend- "dude where'd you go"

You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"

by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017

Turtle toad

Famous rain world focused youtuber, discord fanatic.

"Turtle Toad killed my father - pepsow, old friend" "Turtle Toad's new video was real wack, yo"

by pepsow June 26, 2020

Yertle the Turtle

The sexiest character in all of Dr Suess’ books. Anyone who plays the part of the sexy turtle himself is bound to have sex almost everyday. If you have the honor of sleeping with Yertle you instantly become the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius.

Wow the girl is the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius she must of fucked yertle the turtle

by Hurburt December 1, 2019