That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.
by D4nk4oi89 December 8, 2021
Get the Turkey Fuckermug. While engaged in doggy style sex, the female reaches underneath and cups and/or fondles the scrotum. Ideally, one of the parties involved makes a turkey gobble sound.
So I'm bangin' Donna doggy style last night, next thing I know she's givin' me the ol' TURKEY CRADLE!!!
by stevey-cakes October 25, 2014
Get the Turkey Cradlemug. by HornyGecko October 5, 2017
Get the Rave turkeymug. by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017
Get the Ranksgiving turkeymug. by SaucyMallard May 19, 2020
Get the Pilfered Turkeymug. Code word some people use to refer to talking or spending time with their toxic relatives on Thanksgiving and having uncomfortable and inappropriate conversations that leave a bad taste in the mouth.
Person 1: "Did you go back home for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"
Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"
Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by AELIANA December 1, 2019
Get the Toxic Turkeymug. A variant of the Turkey handshake fail, where confusion between whether a handshake or a fist bump will be played leads to an accidental fist-palm. This new handshake takes that idea and doubles it, and makes it intentional. The first individual holds out a fist, the second person open palm slaps the fist in a downward fashion; the second person then makes a fist, and the first individual slaps the fist in a downward fashion.
John showed us that it was possible to recover from the fatal Turkey Shake by doubling down with the Double Turkey.
by johnny mc awesome May 31, 2015
Get the The Double Turkeymug.