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Chilly Trumpet

The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.

It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"

"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
by Jonathon Pembersley April 23, 2015
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Texas trumpet

The act of fingering anothers anus while cupping the balls with the same hand, whole concurrently giving a blowjob.
Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.
by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024
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Trumpeting

The act of promoting pro trump propaganda in places that it does not belong to the exasperation of others.
Trumpeter in game chat: Honestly there is so much proof that Biden actually lost the elect-

Teammate: CAN YOU STOP FUCKING TRUMPETING I'M TRYING TO PLAY A GAME HERE
by Youhaveviolatedthelaw February 16, 2021
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Spicy blue trumpet

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting
Yo, who wants to hear my spicy blue trumpet?
by TakiTrumpet July 10, 2025
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cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.
"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"
by dkamais498 July 4, 2020
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trumpeting

Trumpeting is a form of marketing based solely on hype, and that is unbound from any requirement for telling the truth about the product you are selling.
Charlatan: People are calling me every day, asking "Sir, how can we pre-purchase one of your beautiful condos?" There really has never been anything built like this before. The quality is, like, unbelievable. The Emir -- powerful brilliant man that Emir, and great taste, possibly the best taste of any Emir -- couldn't believe what he was seeing when he saw the plans. "Sir, there is no building like this in the world! This penthouse is worth $50M, but you're only asking $20M. Everybody I know will want in on this deal."

Real Estate Agent: Yeah, he sure is trumpeting the new tower he plans to build in Abu Dhabi. That Emir he speaks of? He's bankrolling the entire project and is paying to license the name. The actual tower design is the same as dozens of other towers around the world, so there's no need to pre-purchase this property. In fact you should wait until the tower is built to buy, since it's quite likely the project will be a boondoggle.
by Frustrated_Driver May 30, 2025
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Trumpet Sex

When you stick something can be smoked (Like Cigarettes, Blunts) up a girl’s vagina and suck out from their mouth, then sticking your penis up their vagina.
“Me and Katie had Trumpet Sex during summer vacation.”
by scalleywag January 2, 2024
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