Turtle True

Something awkward or unfortunately true, normally referring to something dirty.

Mary: I just had to pick up my medication.
John: Oh, for your herpes?
Mary: Yeah; turtle true.

by Medino July 11, 2017

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True Bags

Matt: What time are we going to blow trees?
Drew: In like a hour
Matt: Oh True Bags.

by Shimmy Shaker March 21, 2011

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by Cbear11 April 04, 2019

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When two jokes in a locker room decide to take to the next level one applies deep heat to his penis and puts said penis up the other jocks anus.

Man 1: Hey Joey wanna get a milkshake and have a quick true broomstick?
Man 2:I don't a feel like a milkshake!

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Something that's true but you want it to be kept quiet

Mia - don't you like girls Jessi?

Jessi - hush true mia yes

by Que.laa March 24, 2016

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Someone who is born on the 1000th year and only the 1000th year. They’ll age with the years!

Sam is a true millennial cause he was born in 2000.

by Seraphim Star January 03, 2021

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he got the bill but we had to pay it ..true ways
true ways.. we own the bill but we had to pay it

by shadybishop July 26, 2019

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