Fresh tortilla

Mexican restaurant run by mostly Asians that serves warm chips and cold cheese for $3.81

Fresh tortilla is so good yummy yummy I’m me yimmy

by Draymond black March 18, 2019

tobacco tortilla

Another thing to say when your to ashamed that you smoke Rollies around girls, so you go outside and say your having a Tobacco Tortilla.

Hey, sorry but i have to go outside for a Tobacco Tortilla.

"Whats a Tobacco Tortilla"
just something that relieves the Stress hun xx

by JG-U-Better-Pray-Ghee June 11, 2019

Fat Tortilla

A fat tortilla. Literally just a fat tortilla. Usually eats chickfila multiple times a day while living its tortilla life. Prefers nike over pink and wears purple lebrons while living its tortilla life.

Damn that fat tortilla do be looking kinda thicc tho

by sugondeeznuts December 26, 2019

joyful tortoise

nickname for Jeb Bush

The joyful tortoise lives in the state of Florida where adultery is the lowest per capita and it may be why it has the most cities that have Saint in their name.

by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020

Sloppy tortilla

When you eat a little too much Taco Bell, have a fiery and spicy turd perfectly placed in between the breast of your companion. Soon after, you titty fuck her before she finishes you off with a sloppy bj.

I want to eat some Taco Bell tonight so we can spice up our romance in bed with the ole sloppy tortilla.

by DizzyMcDiz January 14, 2020

pama tort yeeae

Pama tort yeeae= bad rabid cowboy

"Wow, Bob, look at that pama tort yeeae"
"Oh, it is a pama tort yeeae"

by tokidoritodoroki March 1, 2020

A Tortiham

A hamster that wants to be a Tortle or just a word you can call someone that wants to be a different thing and they will have no idea, of course, you can also scream the word when you're at the airport the laundry drier

Person 1- You're a Tortiham
Person 2- What??
Person 1- None of your darn business

by Lizzy the dino May 6, 2020