top goon

The Goon that sits atop all other goons. The goon that sits at the right hand of the boss.

You know Gin from Bleach? That dude was Aizen's top goon.

by BleachHub March 9, 2020

Carrot Top

Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.

Have you heard about the new ginger guy...
Carrot top

by Marmite332 November 25, 2022

Top Douche

of a group of douche bags, the one who seems to be the leader

"dude, those guys are douchebags"
"ya but that guy seems to be the Top Douche"

by J-Russ February 11, 2009

bloody tops

The best ever, something that goes unparalleled.

I loved Kill Bill; it's bloody tops!

by Chellos September 26, 2007

bad top

Getting a bad blowjob; undesirable oral sex from a woman

Brandon did not want to be in a relationship with McKenna because she gave bad top.

by DangerMouse52 July 11, 2016

top dawggin it

term used to describe a lifestyle full of confidence, style, drive, sexuality, and presence. originated from the program Top Dawg News, a schoolwide news segment from a high school in orange county.

"See Jimmy show up to prom with 4 different dates? And the suit he was wearing too? Damn."

"Ya, dude hes totally top dawggin it. "

by hellotherehello June 17, 2009

girl on top

Girl on top is definately one of the more fun ways of sex. If you do this though it doesn't usually work because of gravity.

I tried girl on top and all my cum came back and landed all over my stomach and balls.

by sex addict101 March 6, 2008