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Tooth Wrencher

After sedated for half an hour, Kah Vi Teas lost again another battle vs the tooth wrencher`s instrument of mass construction, the trademarked product entitled KAHVALiSS; here to freshen your smile with fast acting tooth whitening gum powder, as your first line of defense in the battle with gingivitis pla.qu.Kah.davrs, your tooth wrencher skillyfully experiences daily operations using tools that easily, at the slightest misfortunate bonk from a drunk nurse, could leave you on the phone with a lawyer for four hours weekly, spanning 50+ years of settlement, as your legal weapon to secure the perimeter of your friendly jargon trap`s ability to still attract as much pussy as your prime.
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albino butter tooth

A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.
"My golly gosh old bean you are quite the albino butter tooth".
by The oracle of maple syrup July 26, 2017
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cahill tooth

An Ugly runt of a thing generally named Alex or Daniel with bat-wing front-teeth.
you dont wanna wrestle dobbo, youll end up with cahill tooth.
by SuburbanDoctor September 1, 2018
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Soft Tooth

This man can not drink hot chocolate lest he loose all his teeth. He is a Soft Tooth
by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024
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Crap tooth

A word used towards someone stupid
Jimmy: hey crap tooth come here

Damien: fuck you Jimmy
by Joemamasahoe October 19, 2019
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Visit from the tooth fairy

A threat for surprise retribution at a later date for an earlier transgression that usually results in the instigator missing teeth. Similar threats include "watch your back" or "you'll get yours". The notion of the saying is that retribution will happen suddenly when the instigator least expects it, such as sleeping and their teeth are placed under their pillow. The saying is otherwise used broadly to mean any level of revenge.
Someone does another person wrong or victimizes them, the victim may say "Watch yourself! You're gonna get a visit from the tooth fairy!"

Or used to dispel concern by others that retribution is going to be made "They're gonna see the tooth fairy, don't worry about it."
by matt000111 June 5, 2024
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what's the tooth

how a teething or toothached child says what's the time
what's the tooth?
by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023
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