isiah thomas

The worst executive in the history of professional sports. A disgrace to the Knicks, the NBA, New York City, and the human race. Needs to take his expensive suits, sexual harassment cases, and fake smiles all the way back to Detroit.

Isiah Thomas traded for Stephon "This Year I'm Starbury" Marbury.

by Shander May 22, 2006

Thomas

Someone who has very good instincts
Will have a light complexion

This person will be skilled in a variety of things to do with the arts, writing music, most athletic activities and usually has a very gifted yet specific kind of humor

Will have a healthy relationship with his family
Is very independent
Is neutral
Will have a long life full of travel
Is successful in business relations mid life
Will sadly loose his true love early in life, due to mislead friendships if not careful
Is internally, eternally bound to goodness

Wonder, Life, Mystery, Color, Thomas

by NameGuy123 February 4, 2010

Doubting Thomas

This is based on the Biblical New Testament story where Thomas, one of the apostles of Christ, refused to believe that Jesus had risen from the grave without seeing evidence. On seeing this evidence, he praised those who believed without proof.

Typically this phrase is used in a midly derogatory. It describes someone who refuse to simply believe in something out of pure faith without asking for evidence. A devout Christian might consider me to be a doubting thomas because I don't believe there is a God since there's no evidence. The Christian considers it a bad thing that I'm not simply willing to have some faith.

Fanatic: How can you not believe in God? You don't want to be a doubting thomas?
Athiest: Normal people don't consider it a bad thing when others ask for proof when they make extraordinary claims. If I said that I am Zrlak, King of Mars, I would have little respect for you if you believed me without asking for evidence yet you expect me to just believe your equally ridiculous claims?

by thepreacher December 26, 2005

Thomas Erak

The singer, guitarist, lyricist, and mastermind of The Fall Of Troy.

Thomas Erak is a genius.

by nica July 1, 2005

French Toast Syndrome

The event that occurs when there is forecast of a storm of any kind, and everyone goes out and buys "the staples": eggs, milk, and bread, common ingredients in french toast.

Dude, Sue Simmons just announced that there was going to be 6 inches of snow, and my mom went out and got French Toast Syndrome.

by t. sofia January 12, 2009

thomased

(verb) The act of placing pubic hair or hairs on ones food or drink. Also known as clarence thomased. The word is derived from the confirmation hearings of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. He is reported to have put pubic hair on the coke of one of his former female colleagues.

She felt the wire-like pubic hair in her mouth and spit it out, at that moment her friend screamed: "BITCH YOU'VE JUST BEEN THOMASED."

When they all realized he had pubic hair in his fried chicken they all screamed out: "NIGGA JUST GOT THOMASED."

THOMAS HIM! THOMAS HIM! PUT THE PUBIC HAIR ALL OVER HIS LEMONADE!

by cdrosa August 3, 2006

foreskins on toast

Classic GI and prison chow line dish consisting of dried chipped beef in cream sauce poured over toasted light bread. The name seems to have originated in the U. S. Navy during World War Two. Intact sailors were "strongly encouraged" by Naval doctors and corpsman to undergo adult circumcisions for "hygienic" and "health" reasons. Apparently it was believed then (and to some extent now) that circumcised men have lower rates of infection with sexually transmitted disease during unprotected sex, and since horny sailors will often do reckless things when on shore leave (and more discreetly when on board ship) the age old religious rite of clipping the cod was vigrously promoted as a newflangled "scientific" solution for an age old military problem. Given the reputation for navy food anyway, and the obvious surplus of extra "meat" available, it is not surprising why the name stuck, and became somewhat legendary. The dish, though, is quite distinct from shit on a shingle.

I hear Kilroy got clipped. Looks like we're having foreskins on toast again.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006