Jenny Holmes

About as ugly as they come, belongs in a trailer park. Bites off way more than she can chew, and loves being mentally abused by her boyfriend. She will stay with someone being disrespected for years on end because she’s afraid of never finding someone else. No backbone. Ugly ass whore.

Omg she is SUCH a Jenny Holmes!

by Gottttyaaaaahoe April 12, 2019

jenni beth

Jenni Beth is larger than life, has more compassion for animals than humans, and goes by the tick of her own clock. The first to say someone else is wrong, the last to say they are. You’ll be confused by her loyalty, or you can say lack of. She doesn’t believe in a right time to correct someone (watch your mouth when your around her). She’ll support you while you clean the dishes, and feed the dogs while your at it. Extra strong hands for holding phones or iPads along with the stylus. Has a real knack for computer games and/or apps. What can we say, she’s the real life of the party. Beware, she’ll complain that you don’t do anything when she does the same.

Jenni Beth...oh Jenni Beth....sweet Jenni Beth.

by Debony1955 November 4, 2018

Jenny Jackson

An evil creature that can never be detected. Hiding in the shadows feeding of the attention it craves.
WARNING: do not leave any cats or dogs around this creature, any animal for that matter. It will gobble it up in one go

Person 1: I havent seen Marians dog in a while
Person 2: it was probably eaten by a Jenny Jackson

by User1234564949 October 19, 2020

dirty jennis

Noun: Durtee Jennis. The act of interrupting a mansplain, opinion on women's rights, or dicktation, with facts on the subject or abject roasting without letting the other party complete their statement.

Repeat ad nauseum

Ex: Chad "I believe you shou-"
Control: "who asked you?"
Chad: "was that a Dirty Jennis?"

by Jennis TheMenace September 10, 2021

Jenny

Someone who unknowingly put’s herself in outlandish situations, places, and positions. Also someone who pulls up inappropriate things on work computers due to coworkers coaxing.

Pulling up the word Alaskan pipeline was a real Jenny thing to do.

by BigJimmy349 March 27, 2025

jenny

jenny can be quite funny in some circumstances and always gives you food. she has fab hair but her ego is abnormally large. she thinks that she is amazing in every way and funny and smart but in fact she is just an umpa loompa inside and out. finally, she is scarily short and will never become taller than 5’2

what are you getting jenny for her birthday?
maybe some stilts or extra high heels...
why?
because she is a tiny dwarf and can’t see a thing from the height she is at

by most defiantly May 29, 2020

Jenny

The most prettiest girl I’ve ever seen, the sparkles in her eyes just lit me everyday. Absolutely an amazing person who does everything perfect.

Truly wifey material.

HOLY MOLY I NEED A JENNY RIGHT NOW, I NEED A WIFE

by DefconsesObsession July 9, 2022