Somalian Snake Screw

You put a dick in someone's ass until they can't hold their shit any longer, then you go in and out fast, creating a spray of feces.

She was being annoying so I gave her a Somalian Snake Screw.

by hoefarr September 26, 2025

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Screwing with Reality

Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.

Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

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You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

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Screw fuck farting

The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything

Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018

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Screw Voyage

The perfect drink for any girl who has been screwed over by a guy. It consists of Godiva liquor, amaretto, whipped vodka blended together with ice cream and topped with whipped cream and a cherry, of course. The perfect break up beverage.

Were you just dumped?

Yeah but it's okay, I'm on a screw voyage.

by sparklesthroughdiamonds January 7, 2013

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