thunder cunt

like a regular cunt only much much bigger. Also one of the coolest ways to insult someone.

"Goddamn I hate my girlfriend, she's such a cum guzzling thunder cunt!"
"Yo...sean...stop being a thunder cunt."

by 69dildo69 November 26, 2007

thunder baked

getting completely baked to the point where you will: remember absolutely nothing the next morning, devour any food in sight, laugh constantly

I walked slowly to the kitchen and when I opened the cabinet to grab some poptarts there were none; "oh yeah", I thought to myself, "I was thunder baked last night so there probably is no food left at all"

by Raekeon October 4, 2008

Thunder Cat

The sexual act of creating static electricity, and then touching a female's genitalia.

"After Gary gave Stacy that Thunder Cat, her pubes stood up on end for days!".

by Butterman505 December 8, 2009

thunder chicken

Any type of weed that is considered as fire, or maybe even dro. Some bomb ass weed usually referred to by the greatest rapper ever, Lil Wyte. Term originated in North Memphis, TN.

Say you pushin' thunder chicken, bag it up, let's watch it twirk.

by Lil Chip April 15, 2005

Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

An Australian Aboriginal man wearing nothing but a pith helmet who dances on your table and sings "Land Down Under" if you order a "Chocolate Thunder From Down Under" at an Outback Steakhouse.

If you order a "Chocolate Thunder Down Under Deluxe", you are taken into a small, unfurnished back room of the steak house, where the man will leave you to fester in fear for a few minutes, then pop out at a random time and sing "Land Down Under" while wearing nothing but a pith helmet.

After the Chocolate Thunder From Down Under, all is dark. We are all damned. Let's commit Crimes Against Humanity!

by Dr. Jingo December 18, 2011

thunder theighs

HUUUGEEE theighs.

dayumm look at those thunder theighs

by Lenny T March 28, 2009

Thunder Cunt

When the lips of your vagina are oversized and they slam together when you walk.

Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and it is uncomfortable agaisnt my penis.

Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and i hear it when you walk.

by Chonga-mark March 21, 2008