Thomas

That one person who always gets an A even though he studied 5 minutes before the lesson

lol...

Wow i pulled another Thomas

by TheChamqion June 19, 2019

thomas jefferson middle school

a school located in edison new jersey where no one knows how to act. they’re all fake white basic bitchass locals that don’t get the jokes the normal kids tell. the white girls all have ‘depression and anxiety’ and talk about it constantly. they’re all just so fucking annoying, they don’t know how to be humans and it shows.

imagine actually liking thomas jefferson middle school , can’t relate.

by dumbasses smd April 25, 2019

Thomas

Best friend best boyfriend

Thomas is the best boyfriend and friend I have ever known

by Cowgirl07@ April 26, 2019

Thomas Lowe

An idiot who won't check urban dictionary

Me: Ugh Thomas Lowe is busy ;-;
Friend: Ok, wanna play roblox?

by RHTJKUHVUURTJYMHNNNJBUUUUUUUUU September 6, 2019

Thomas Rupp

Big monkey

uh oh thomas rupp made a stinky

by not thomas rupp October 8, 2019

Thomas Syndrome

A condition which causes you to feel like a shelled shrimp in the woods.

Did you hear Richard set his family on fire and then jumped off of a bridge? Sounds like he had a bad case of Thomas Syndrome.

by Pisslegend November 14, 2019

Thomas Coffey Syndrome

When you constantly walk around all day back and forth to the same place on the daily. TCS can have adverse and unwanted side effects, such as mental retardation, loosing the ability to reason with others, irrational thoughts, and possibly schizophrenia. Should you encounter someone with Thomas Coffey Syndrome, your best bet is to take a step back, stay calm, and call the Men In Black.

James: “You see that guy over there? He walks to the same place everyday.”

Eugene: “Yeah, I hear he suffers from Thomas Coffey Syndrome. Poor guy.”

by Notleks_ November 20, 2019