moist rat

The most bottom in the world they will always claim they are a top or a switch but in reality they are a sad bottom.

"Casey you really are a moist rat."

by Pridedspartan99 February 25, 2021

Moist Vincent

Sticking a wet penis inside your girls ear

Ron gave Sarah a Moist Vincent last night, now she's pissed.

by Captain Dave 13 November 13, 2020

Thunder Moist

Description of someone’s pants after a wet fart or shart.

Kaleb’s pants are definitely Thunder Moist after letting that one rip.

by Z329 July 18, 2022

moist patties

when a patty is left in someone's mouth too long

"goddamn those are some moist patties"

by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017

moist and unstable

Crazy and horny

She's moist and unstable

by tsio_ September 21, 2016

Moist

Meaning: Awesome

The anotonym of "Lit", yet maintains the same meaning.

Friend: "Hey man, that party was moist af last night."

Friend#2: "I know bro. I'm still drenched(hungover)."

by Medixx July 17, 2018

moist boner

A rather damp erection.

Person 1: Ayo, why yo pants wet?
Person 2: I got a moist boner.

by moistbenis May 23, 2023