by michael foolsley December 04, 2009
*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.
by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009
A highly risque maneuver that requires three things. A man, a woman, and drugs. While taking various hallucinogens the man must insert himself into the woman (who is also taking hallucinogens). The man and woman must then roll down a rocky surface while still having sex, and additionally must engage in an intense philosophical debate. Smoking a joint afterwards is a must. No one has yet figured out exactly why it is called the reverse Appalachian farmer. The commonly accepted origin is these were simply the first people to do it.
"Hey hon I still have scrapes from the Reverse Appalachian Farmer last night, but it was totally worth it"
by meyter bansdrty June 15, 2008
too fist'd fahr-mer
-Noun
1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.
-Noun
1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.
Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."
Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"
Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"
Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"
Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"
by Buster Highmen December 09, 2009
otherwise known as a plaid flannel. farmer vogue is now commenly worn by teenage boys that inhabit southern california.farmer vogue makes boys look extremely attractive.
Drew:i like that shirt that guy is wearing, what is it called?
haley:it's called farmer vogue...all the hot guys wear it
cassie: my next boyfriend must wear farmer vogue!they just look so cool and surfer boy when they wear it
haley:it's called farmer vogue...all the hot guys wear it
cassie: my next boyfriend must wear farmer vogue!they just look so cool and surfer boy when they wear it
by cassandra says August 10, 2008
by kinni88 July 12, 2011
Emotionally unavailable boy that treats girls who love him like shit for their own pleasure. They’re called dick farmers because they farm so much girls it makes their d smaller everyday
Guy: babe I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to cheat on you
Girl: stfu Marc i knew you were a dick farmer!!
Girl: stfu Marc i knew you were a dick farmer!!
by pusierongodmother April 24, 2022