turd egg

noun. A "Type 1 " stool on the Bristol Stool scale. Usually very round or egg shaped, painful and difficult to pass. They make a small and fast " Plop" when hitting the surface of toilet water. They require little to no wiping.

I pooped out 4 turd eggs. they were tiny like robbin's eggs and hard.

by Corpsehustler July 22, 2011

Throw an egg on it

When something needs a little more pizazz and or "flavor" / "spice"

Devon seems really stupid today. Let's throw an egg on it so she's a good time.

by marcielovestheD July 05, 2015

Egg Bollock

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.

"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"

by smith.spark March 10, 2019

megans egg

megans egg is a rare species you do not want to touch megans egg it will end in the end of the world megan is very protective of her egg so if the egg does not explode megan will kill you

damm girl you touched megans egg you are deadddddddd

by s random person July 28, 2019

droppin' the egg

1. Finally making a decision that needs to be made.
2. Ceasing to be a coward about a specific situation

Fuck it, I’m droppin' the egg and getting out of this town.
Dude, it’s time to drop the egg and ask her out.

by thattallguy March 11, 2020

egg cement

It is sometimes suggested that egg cement is a typo of "excrement". This definition however has been rejected by many peers. Egg cement is egg cement.

egg cement

by Egg Cement March 15, 2018

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 23, 2020