Cricket Wank

A bit like the stranger but wearing your batting gloves and your favourite teams bucket hat

His missus was away and his team had won so he celebrated with a cricket wank

by Mungki_ September 15, 2024

crotch cricket

Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...

Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park

by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018

Cricket Stiff

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.

Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff

by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021

Scissor Crickets

the crabs that a lesbian has acquired

watch out girl!!!! she defiantly got the ''scissor crickets'' mainly found on woman with the name jennifer, helena, and maddison.

by anonymous November 21, 2023

Mud cricket

A girl who where’s country boots and short shorts …

Bethany is a mud cricket

by F00tball04 August 19, 2022

crickets

The response when someone says something to another, or to a group, and there is no response.

Jeff suggested we go to dinner. Crickets.

by mmandeveille April 10, 2017

Cricket Blunt

Wrap preferable live crickets in weed, wrap the weed covered cricket with your paper of choice (hemp paper preferably), light it, and enjoy.

Hey bro pass me that cricket blunt while the cricket still alive.

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025