wizard wheeze

1. Solving a problem by depending upon an awkward, strange, or funny situation.

2. The production, of such a situation, for an end.

The school, in an effort to teach the use of the abacus, has hit upon a wizard wheeze of banning the use of calculators.

by temp159753 June 25, 2009

Uber Wizard

A way in saying something is truly amazing. Something that is beyond God.

John: Yo Mike, that sky walker og that we smoked last night was Uber wizard
Mike: facts...

by Coopers nuts on my chin September 26, 2018

wizard-cheater

When you go on the rollercoaster "the Wizard" with someone who is not your boyfriend. When two people go on this ride, one must sit in between the others legs. This may cause the situation to become awkward or seductive.

Amanda: "Why did your boyfriend break up with you?"
Claire: "He found out im a wizard-cheater"
Amanda: *gasp* "You went on the Wizard with another man!?!"

by kjldshfsklhjskdlf September 28, 2011

Wizard Snapper

The act of a mother zapping her son in the neck with her electrocuted nipples.

Timmy didn't want his mother to give him the Wizard Snapper

by The Philosopher Doe Boy October 11, 2017

Wizards and Warriors

A 1987 NES video game by RARE that pissed a lot of fucking players off because you had to beat it in one fucking sitting since there was no passwords or save points.

I'm going to finish Wizards and Warriors on the NES and get pissed off at it because there are no passwords or saves so I have to do it in one sitting. Maybe I will just pause the game and leave my NES on overnight.

by pablowisdom August 15, 2016

Wizard hat

The Wizard hat is a word use to to say the you still have your virginity

I still have my wizard hat

by Stheboyz November 15, 2021

Wizard Stew

You cream in a females butthole, and then she pushes it back out with some poo in there, and that's how you make wizard stew

Rachel and I are going upstairs to make some wizard stew, she hasn't used the bathroom all day.

by Wizardstew February 19, 2015