uncle portilini

a guy that touches ur meat

uncle portilini touched my willy

by uncle portilini July 5, 2023

Uncle Waj

A Muslim version of an Uncle Tom. The Uncle Waj is considered to be excessively obedient or servile to the white man. They are typically South Asian, and find no problem throwing marginalized communities, such as Palestinians, under the bus.

Another term used to describe an Uncle Waj is "sell-out."

Did you hear about the trip Haroon took to the settlements? He's such an Uncle Waj!

by airefeek69 June 5, 2018

friendly uncle

An unwanted yet forceable insertion performed during holidays by one's fathers brother. aka uncle.

So last Christmas my uncle Benny gave me a friendly uncle leaving me limping for a week.

by FuzzySachel November 21, 2017

Uncle Joe

The unofficial nickname for president Joe Biden. It was made when he was vice president in the Obama administration, and since has been re-popularized. It is likely because of how touchy he is, referring to his "creepy uncle" vibe.

Person 1: Did you get your stimulus check in the mail yet? Thanks Uncle Joe!
Person 2: Who's Uncle Joe?

by CheesecakeIsTheBest May 23, 2021

Uncle Stalin

A godly or superior figure

Person A: you see that girl, she’s Uncle Stalin

by Stalinismylord September 6, 2019

uncle stalin

Stalin but nice

wow! i tought that guy whas a Stalin but he is actually more of an Uncle Stalin

by pjolterping May 12, 2017

uncle skeet

the uncle who just wants to skeet all the way inside your butthole

"uhh my ass, what an uncle skeet"

by Uncle_Skeet May 5, 2018