The state of a man's penis in which it mimics the penis commonly attributed to Greek or Roman statues.
by Jeffrey Richards March 19, 2017
the inability to get information to people via facebook due to a numerous amount of comments/posts coming into their status or wall
John: I was gonna tell Rachel happy birthday over facebook, but there was too much status traffic so i held off until later
by fasthandseddie April 08, 2011
A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode
by augugu October 10, 2022
by RSKYTASTIC April 04, 2010
Someone who plays with words or pulls up people on social media posts for small careless grammatical errors, often done for jest or to be awkward.
Person 1: did you see Danny's Facebook the other day?
Person 2: yeah when highlighted someone should have used a comma!?
Person 1: man, he's a status clown.
Person 2: yeah when highlighted someone should have used a comma!?
Person 1: man, he's a status clown.
by dajs90 May 08, 2014
Similar to musical statues except you cum on their face but the challenge is they can't flinch, music is optional.
by No Name Required April 09, 2020
by foreveryone February 25, 2013