Ratchet Status

A girl (Typically 12-16) who posts statuses on social media websites Facebook, Twitter, ETC... about how rathet other women are on a daily basis when I reality they would not say to a ratchets face.Alot of times people who post these are angry because their boyfriends left them for a ratchet who wont bitch and complain about how they should wait 4 more years to have sex.

Typical White girl: like this post if yall be hatin dem thirsty ass ratchet ass niggaz

Boyfriend of White Girl: Sorry for not wanting to wait until your ready to give me handjob in 4 years Ratchet Status

by Real talk 101110 April 21, 2014

Status Humping

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.

Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog

by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011

Status quovid

Adhering to the minimum requirements mandated by one's local government regarding Covid.

Dude: "hey man u need a mask in here."
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"

by mister delicious January 27, 2022

Status bomber

A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.

Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.

Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !

Damn you status bomber!

by Musicassasin5 July 25, 2011

statue dick

The state of a man's penis in which it mimics the penis commonly attributed to Greek or Roman statues.

Dude, Mikey got pantsed yesterday at the party. He had total statue dick. So embarassing.

by Jeffrey Richards March 19, 2017

Textbook Status

a status of such a person who's "work/free soul/passion"lands in an educational textbook.

The below example is a conversation between two people.

"Did you hear about Jim?"-A

"no i did not"-B

"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A

"wow that's great! good for him.."-B

"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A

by Textbook Status October 16, 2010

Green Status

You are in a green status when you are always available in corporate systems of communications such as Skype for Business, Lync, ... while other people think you are working hard.

Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.

"Green status?"
"Always"

"No meetings?"
"Green status. Always"

by MdB29071988 November 21, 2016