squeezing a man balls

So i realy enjoy hearing the satifying sound of balls being popped . You should grab a man's jewels as hard as you can and squeeze until you hear a pop then and continue for a little bit. if they aren't screaming you did it wrong. you can add something to bust his balls well. Like my friend always told me if a man annoys you kick them in between there legs where it hurts. It also hurts there dick so if you want to be cruel pull very hard on it till it looks like it will pull off.
squeezing a man balls
nerd*bumps into me*
girl*knees him in the nuts then grabs boys balls very hard and squeezes*
boy*screaming in pian *
girl* smiling and whistles to her dog then squeezes harder till boy startes shouting*
boy*crying and screaming and whining*
girl*kicks him it the balls twice the lets the boy fall down and stomp on his nuts till he cry's
girl*allows dog to finish him off by biting at it
girl*laughs *don't bump into me next time,take the pain like a man
boy*dies*
by jink234 September 7, 2023
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Squeeze

This involves putting your arms around your significant other and applying pressure because they are so cute and pretty. It is a feeling that comes naturally and is the best thing ever.
I just want to give you a big squeeze!
You’re looking too squeezey today
by MrSpando November 29, 2021
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Dweeb Squeeze

used as a noun, It's a negative connotation towards a person, place, or thing. It means a wimpy puss clot.
Kendall Don't be such a Dweeb Squeeze, we are going to do it.
by fun fact September 30, 2011
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Squeezing The Shooter

A term used to define Jacking Off, can be heard as Choking the Chicken, Piping the Peter, or Wanking. There are countless other names for this definition.
Andrew: yea so my parents walked in while I was making the bald man cry
Allen: oh they caught you Squeezing the Shooter LmO
by ScopeSnipe01 June 14, 2020
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Squeezed benzed

A act of convincing someone to believe a piece of elaborate misinformation, that is told by another person as a joke

Usually to successfully squeeze benzs someone you must be in a situation where the opposing receiver can not google the actual information, in result of your goal being actually believed

Example was made in 1/2024 when the subject matter wasn’t correct
Yo did you hear squeeze benz got crashed his car and got arrested

After a longer time of convincing and the subject understands that you are feeding him misinformation

You got squeezed benzed
by Iloveketamine January 3, 2025
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Shaka Squeeze

A handshake originating in the ghettos of Pahoa Hawaii.

Performed by both handshakers making the "hang loose" sign, or Shaka around eachother's hand, while making a quick, strong, up and down motion, with the two joined hands.
Alex hit Brandon with a Shaka Squeeze and it blew Brandon's mind.
by chillerwhale May 17, 2014
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