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bag of spiders

Describes a person or item as largely problematic and should be avoided as much as possible. Can be imagined as if you were not keen on spiders but were given a bag of spiders: Opening the bag would mean the spiders would immediately escape and be everywhere. Not something to be desired.
Don't date Jim's ex, she's a real bag of spiders.
by Centurix April 14, 2022
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Spider-Manning

When you nut on your hand and slap a girls ass or any other part of her body so the cum resembles a web
Man I really did love Spider-Manning my mom last night she was sooo mad but she couldn’t see
by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019
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Quad-Spider

To Insert ones Hands and feet into sometype of "hole" then spread them apart ripping the "hole" all together, the hole is often a vagina, or an asshole (anal quadspider)
Example 1: you probably QUAD-SPIDERED your mom when you were born

Example 2: You just got quuuuuaaaaaaaddddddd-spiiiidered

example 3: You Quad-Spider your sister
by Uncewubkah June 12, 2011
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Lime Spider

Slang name in Australia for an AUD$100 note. The $100 note in Australia is green, and a lime spider is a popular children's drink in Australia composed of lime flavoured soda and icecream. Similarly the AUD$20 note is known as a "lobster" due to its orange colour.
I got $200 out of the ATM the other day and it gave me two lime spiders!
by Juzdownunder September 17, 2012
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Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.
Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.
by Whore Dan December 4, 2020
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hidey spider

When you cum in public with your jeans on.
OOH FUCK JAMES GET ME TO THE TOILET I JUST HAD A CUM IN MY JEANS, YES A HIDEY SPIDER
by Verbalness September 16, 2017
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mud spider

Dude, my mud spider itched all day today.
by Dusuajfh February 26, 2018
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