A realistic image of a Smurf or Shaylushay (Шайлушай) is an artwork of a Smurf that has a face of a cat and is holing a snail on its back. the image became a TikTok trend in September 2023,
The picture isn't loading but I swear if its that realistic Smurf cat thing im gonna fucking lose it
by Indoggob September 11, 2023
When a man takes his sweaty testicals and dips them in blue kool aid mixs then slaps his testicals in a womens face and gives her a blue streak
by angry smurf boy August 25, 2011
by The one and only Bill Davis February 20, 2008
An internet joke appearing mid 2023 which truly describes why our generation is a failure. Tends to show a high quality photo of a smurf mixed with a cat with Alan Walker's "Spectre" playing in the background.
by Silly Willy Fella September 18, 2023
So .... you'd have to be in doggy style for this particular move.... 🐶 now... timing here is essential, somewhere within easy reach of you is a blueberry pie (Q. Can it be other flavoured pies) (A. NO!) .... when your really in the rhythm and it's all going smooth you grab the pie, pull out, smash into her anus which in turn will force her to rear her head upwards .... now you have to act fast..... get the pie in front of her... grab her by the back of the head and smash her downwards face first into the pie! Thus completing your smurf berry smash!
by SkidmarkPony November 10, 2016
former g unit member who now has beef with all current members of g unit.he also rolls with domination
by DROOPY November 27, 2004
by Smokeys lil bro January 31, 2005