Fast like the past

a. When an event feels quickly paced
b. When a person/animal is quick in speed, either physical or mental

When he plays soccer, he's fast like the past.

by vagrantviolin September 27, 2013

pram paste

A common colloquial for spunk.

I shot my hot pram paste all over her bum.

by willynilly September 28, 2013

hand paste

Another term for a man's demon seed.

After I finish masturbating, I play with the hand paste and make myself sticky.

by backdrft76 October 20, 2013

retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011

half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

Snack paste

Crunch lays chips in your hand, jack off with it, ejaculate into it, and then use this mixture to brush your girl's teeth.

Instead of toothpaste, I brush my girl's teeth with snack paste.

by gokaari June 13, 2018

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 11, 2018