copy and paste

solves all ur problems

Guy 1: *Has depression.
Guy 2: Dude, just copy and paste it.
Guy 1 :OMG I FEEL LIKE A SEAL IN A WASHING MACHINE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by *(◕ヮ◕)* September 22, 2020

Pasted

When you squirt so hard you shit yourself.

Jenny: The sex was so good I pasted all over the

by Mrfrogm May 26, 2024

Past

a part of a person's history that is considered to be shameful.

he was well dressed and enthusiastic, but the tattoo on his hand hinted that he had a past

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024

Boudreaux's Butt Paste

Boudreaux's Butt Paste is an American brand of skin cream that started out as a remedy for diaper rash.12 It has also been used for the treatment of various skin ailments including psoriasis, jock itch, shingles, chafing, cold sores and acne

Boudreaux began distributing the product more extensively after he sold his pharmacy in 1974. Manufacturing moved from Alabama to New Orleans in 2004. After Oprah Winfrey recommended the product on her show the response was so great that the company's website crashed, and demand for Boudreaux's Butt Paste quadrupled

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

Past Acceptability Maximum

How much of a romantic or sexual past one is willing to accept in a prospective partner.

John never went more than second base himself. His past acceptability maximum is a woman who went as much as third base. He is unable to accept anyone with experience more than that.

Jack's past acceptability maximum was a woman who had slept with one man maximum. But as Jack gets older and is unable to find such women, his past acceptability maximum increases and becomes more lenient. He is now open to women who slept with two men maximum.

Jane's past acceptability maximum is a man who went to third base maximum. But when she meets the handsome and tall Juan, she forgets her past acceptability maximum.

by Ememento October 4, 2024

blast to the past

That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball

Damn mom you’re really making me want to give you a blast to the past

by surgarnipps69 February 6, 2021