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Karl Amsel

by Peter Kyle August 7, 2017
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karl is a dumb ass fucking faggot who licks dick for a living this porch back bigger monkey should of back to the realm of retardedness where this ducking slut came from!
by karlisgaykarlisgay May 4, 2022
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Karl

The name Karl is a Scandinavian Word for ritch and is also a name for a person Who is lazy sexy and do not care about school.
Karl goes to school 5 time in a months and have a lot of money.
Hes the most svage guy you Will ever meet.
Hety karl when do you Come BACK to school?
I dont i pay the teacher to shut the fuck up!!
by Jjffj October 10, 2018
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Big Ole Karl

Similar to a Hot Karl but when you instead of hitting a foe at point blank rand you instead throw a poo filled tube sock from a distance of 30 ft or more.
I just hit Jared with a big ole Karl.
by Dygatron January 25, 2012
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King Karl

The King Karl is when you get a breakup text while losing at video games
“Dude, you thought you had a bad night? I got King Karl’s last night!”
by BunkyBallz March 7, 2025
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Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.
I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.
by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024
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Karled

To fondle and smell someone else's food.
As he leaned over to put his nose in my lunch, I knew I had just ben Karled
by shawnwalsh82 September 22, 2023
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