hot donkey pocket

when you donkey punch yo girl and she shits insteads of tightening like a normal donkey punch

i WAS doing anal and about to donkey punch that bitch then the did a hot donkey pocket

by DONKEYFUCKERPUNCH August 18, 2017

Egyptian Hot Pocket

When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.

P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!

by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017

Trenton Hot Pocket

The act of wrapping one’s penis in pork roll (not Taylor Ham) and a Delorenzo’s Tomato Pie, filling your partner’s vagina with a pint of Halo Farms ice cream, and fornicating, while lamenting all the PA drivers who clog the passing lanes.

We were going down to the shore, but stopped at a rest area for a quick Trenton Hot Pocket.

by Dadocentury November 10, 2021

jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.

Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus

by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018

3 guys 1 hot pocket

The same as a Bermuda Hot Pocket

Bro I was one of the 3 guy's in a 3 guys 1 hot pocket last night and it was so sexy! She had all of her holes filled with shit!

by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016

Hot Pocket Coochie

123 ready to go. Easily hot, easily got. Hot and just ready to be given out. Acquired very easily.

Hey did u hear “Gammy said mommy has that hot pocket coochie”? “Yea” I don't know what that means tho it's just what Gammy said.

by isaiah11jr December 22, 2023

Hot Pocket

Coming inside of a woman who is on her period and another guy eats her out.

Rafael and Nikki invited Sam over for a threesome. Nikki was on her period which was perfect because Sam was hungry for a hot pocket.

by Rafael&Teegan June 26, 2021