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Brad Vogele

Noun, 1. pig farmer - a farmer that raises pigs or keeps pigs. piggery.
Verb, 2. to pursue persistently and, sometimes, attack (a person with whom one is obsessed, often a celebrity)
Verb, 3. to act in a creepy and concerning manner.
When I visited the country I saw many a Brad Vogele.
by That Guy Over By The Garden October 9, 2010
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Brad

The act of making a statement without putting any thought behind said statement
I said I was done gambling last night, I always brad when I’m drunk.
by Bomh September 30, 2019
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Brad Steel

When something is within a metre from your face but because of your beady Muppet eyes and shit depth perception, you have a problem seeing it right in front of you.
The shipping container is right in front of you, open those Brad Steel eyes of yours numb-nuts
by grachrH&T*G({ October 26, 2017
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Bent Knee Brad

A skinny male with knees that arch backwards while standing in an upright position.
Hey look there's bent Knee brad , he loves them slam hogs!
by Smith salvages August 4, 2018
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Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.
Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019
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Brad

Brad is sexy sexy dilf that work as a pest killer and specilizes in killing german cokroaches, i want him to pin me down and suck on all my spots until theres no room to suck on me anymore, then i want him to fist me until i can barely funtion.
Braddy daddy please rail me so hard *insert heart eyes*
by bradismworshipper November 5, 2022
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Just brad

n. Used to describe the biggest douchebag at the party. An annoying shady tool that likes to tell buzz kill stories about his tow boat company. No game with the ladies especially noelle thompson. Sidekick's names are Anthony and Katie.
A just brad comment such as "so I was on the lake at my tow boat job and bro, seriously, there were like 20 foot waves"

Also, the repercussions of saying a "just brad" comment may include getting sent home from most parties.
by Non-shady bastard December 8, 2011
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