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Good morning and God bless

Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
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Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
by GogglesPower May 31, 2018
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Good morning and God bless

(verb)
A "good morning and God bless" is the act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit in a bathroom.
"Do you want anything for breakfast?"
"No I already did a good morning and God bless."
also
"If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go take a good morning and God bless."
by gaycumguzzler69 May 31, 2018
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A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It“s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I“m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?
by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018
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Popes Blessing

'You and your 2 mates can fuck off'. This is done in the form is a priests parting blessing. Very common amongst lapsed Christians.
At the end of a catchup you make a sign like you're genuflecting and utter the words in the form of a Popes Blessing . 'You and your 2 mates can fuck off' !
by Gerber Buck June 5, 2018
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Bare Blessed

A saying for gay retards who think ancaster has school gangs. Their leader is a pedophile who Carrie’s around a crowbar in his pants. He got slumped by a junkie and kissed a sex offenders shoes
Man, that gay sex we had last night was bare blessed
by Joe Stechey August 16, 2022
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St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.
Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.
by MixedBag August 29, 2022
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I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself
person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you
by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022
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