when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)
by Niggabob Funpants February 7, 2012
Get the Butter Bootsmug. Big brolic asian dude: "Hey Tony What would you do if i butter your squatch bud"
Tony:"fuck dude ill butter your daughters squatch"
Butter Squatch
Tony:"fuck dude ill butter your daughters squatch"
Butter Squatch
by ChooiceKisser69420 September 17, 2023
Get the Butter Squatchmug. When (generally a man) someone buys a fresh jar of peanut butter (usually creamy but the pro's use chunky) and carves a vagina into it then proceeds to have sex with the vagina carved peanut butter.
by Balls in Your Orange Julius September 11, 2013
Get the Peacunt Buttermug. Adjective;
Used to describe some one who is a total imbecile, a buffoon, a nincompoop, a halfwit, a clod, who makes a mockery of their profession and general existence. They are completely hopeless, bereft of any kind of credibility and good common sense.
Used to describe some one who is a total imbecile, a buffoon, a nincompoop, a halfwit, a clod, who makes a mockery of their profession and general existence. They are completely hopeless, bereft of any kind of credibility and good common sense.
Gosh dang it Sarah is an utter butter
Writing an article about haikus and including a poem which is CLEARLY NOT a haiku was just an utter butter move
We really need to whip him into shape, because right now, he's just an utter butter
Gee she's acting like she's spread real thin, must be an utter butter
Writing an article about haikus and including a poem which is CLEARLY NOT a haiku was just an utter butter move
We really need to whip him into shape, because right now, he's just an utter butter
Gee she's acting like she's spread real thin, must be an utter butter
by fetherbird December 27, 2018
Get the Utter Buttermug. I was gagging on his ring of skin butter.
I haven’t washed my cock for weeks. Needless to say, I have quite a bit of skin butter. Care for a dollop?
I haven’t washed my cock for weeks. Needless to say, I have quite a bit of skin butter. Care for a dollop?
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
Get the Skin Buttermug. by kimmydowslover July 6, 2017
Get the butter stainmug. A sexual act for the culinarily inclined. The Butter Braid is performed when the male has protected sex with a woman and ejaculates into the condom. He then retracts his penis, carefully removes the condom, and proceeds to use the filled condom like an icing packet and ices the thorax of the female, as if she was a raspberry Butter Braid. If he wants to add a narcissistic touch, he can write his own name in the icing.
A.R.: "Dude I haven't gotten action since the Reagan administration, but how's that new girl you've been seeing?"
F.S.: "Really well, but she's still making me rock the Jimmy hats. Lame I know, but she let me butter braid her this morning. Nothing like hot icing on warm buns playa".
F.S.: "Really well, but she's still making me rock the Jimmy hats. Lame I know, but she let me butter braid her this morning. Nothing like hot icing on warm buns playa".
by FreakoSuave January 1, 2019
Get the Butter Braidmug.