air temperature shock syndrome

a very rare disease that happens when traveling downstairs and the air temperature is different from the temperature upstairs. it causes the victim to pass out on the spot. normally starts in the early teen years.

Kassie walked downstairs and passed out due to air temperature shock syndrome.

by whatdoyouwantmetoputhere! July 29, 2011

Dissociative Temple Run Disorder

Also known as DTRD, Dissociative Temple Run Disorder occurs when you've been playing the game Temple Run for so long that you misjudge how long you've been running during that round.

Dan: "What?! I thought I was so far down the course but I've only run 2,000!"
Margaret: "Whoa, take a chill. It looks like you've got yourself some Dissociative Temple Run Disorder. You may need to take a break, you've been playing for two hours straight."

by TheLovelyLlama August 1, 2012

tempting my nuptuals

Hanging out with the coolest people you've ever met, while maintaining your marriage vows and keeping your hands to yourself (for the most part, anyway).

Being flanked by two hot females during a concert and having them grab my thighs is really tempting my nuptuals.

by Mrs. Robinson2 November 19, 2010

temp555

A group of homo geeks that hang out on IRC and are prone to drinking lots of beer and acting silly.

God we were so temp555 last night.

by temp555 groupie March 22, 2004

Water Temple

Probably the most misunderstood dungeon in Zelda 64. Easy enough if you pay attention, by brutally freaking impossible if you get lost at any point. Also, easy to skip about 3/4 of it using simple logic and awareness of surroundings.

1: Oh man... I got soo lost in the Water Temple earlier. Took me a couple hours!

2: Really? I skipped to the boss after I got the Longshot.

by joequincy June 24, 2008

My body is a temple

an excuse to feel okay even though you are fat fuck, exaggeration to let other think you are okay while its clearly not.

Don't tell me what to eat my body is a temple

by khela hobe April 3, 2019

Temperance

A fantabulous girl who is never ever jealous of Nisa. NEVER.
Nisa will never be as good as Temperance.
Temperance likes throwing Nisa in the trash.

oh look Nisa is being thrown in the trash!
"yeah i bet Temperance is the one doing it"

"Temperance is a life saver!"

by nisaistrash October 12, 2017