Swiners

People who think every time there is bird flu, swine flu, peanut flu or "what is today's flu", they will catch it or if they have a slight cough or cream their pants, they are infected. Swiners played hooky the day hand washing or prepping your food correctly was taught.

J- "Yo did you hear on the news there is a cat flu going around and I was sick all night. I think I have it and will die!!"

T- "Dude.. you sound like all the other swiners out there. Wash your hands and chill!"

by Sir Wabbit April 30, 2009

swinecation

the worldwide phenomenon called the swine flu that prevents large amounts of tourists and/or immigrants from coming into the us and other parts of the country. making it impossible to get to where they want to go because of illness, or the flu itself they are essentially on a "swinecation"

person: man I was really looking forward to going on that cancun summer vacation, now I have some of the same symptoms of the swine flu, looks like i'm having a swinecation instead staying inside my house recooperating

by backhandedhighfive May 24, 2009

Swing Kinker

A game involving a swing and a football. Similar to Rounders but on a swing and with a football. A game prominently played in the North of Forfar in the Market muir mostly on weekends.

Here dougy torrie wants to play swing kinker...hes got a ball and some trackies!

by steeviemo June 22, 2009

swine fluked

When you feel fuked by the deadly swine flu virus.

"Swine fluked" is often pronounced with L silent - as fucked.

Doctor: Am sorry, your test reports +ve. You are swine fuked (swine fluked)!!
Patient: fuk the swine..

by slim_berry August 20, 2009

Swineumonia

The pneumonia that occasionally follows cases of the swine flu. Literally, the worst thing ever, and the cause of many, many more jokes about man-pig relations.

"Hey, man. Are you feeling better?"

"No, now I've got swineumonia. FML."

by PiggyPneumo September 30, 2009

Swing Guilt

a term used by former swing dancers to describe the lame guilt trip recieved from current swing dancers.

"awwww you should really come back dancing, its really gotten good!" which is a lie, its still lame.

"Oh where have you been?? you too good for us?"
Ask one more time and the answer is yes.

"Wow I ran into Jimmy today, what a dork... he kept slathering the Swing Guilt on"

by Hep Two Peeh February 10, 2010

swine beaver

A very large gaping vagina.

I know this girl that has been with like 100 guys and she was horny so I hit that swine beaver.

my buddy went the the bar and got really drunk. With his beer goggles on he picked up a swine beaver.

by McWillie Coyote December 1, 2009