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Slappy Syndrome

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women
"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"
by Ilove11 February 6, 2023
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Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)
“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”
by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023
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swampy cuppa

A cup of tea made with cold water and used teabags
"Erm had to be a swampy cuppa, sorry"
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Slappy

A girl or woman who is only used for sexual purposes
He doesn't like her like that, she is just a slappy
by Kiddkosmo April 28, 2023
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SkappyBalls

SkappyBalls slays
“SkappyBalls is cool
Ikr
by Marrxcon May 6, 2023
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snappy griller

To snap one's sausage across another person's grill.
I gave my girl a snappy griller while she was laying down on the couch.
by The Pepper September 6, 2023
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Swampy

Can be used as a noun, adjective, or a verb meaning reckless off vibes, lit, possibly drunk/high, eager to do R rated things with your crush, or all of the above
“What kind of vibes are you going with to the party
“Mannnn… I’m tryna be swampy fr- It’s going to be a night to remember.”
by qtxiiphrases September 9, 2023
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