Minnesota Stomp Cock

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.

Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.

by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021

ballarina stomp

serious serious faceplant usually resulting in dizzyness, chronic anxiety. and depressing fact.

muerta.

mmy mommy.

g.o.a.t. of all iron curtains breaking your fall.

aluminium.

intentional faceplant.

break a leg.

fireball whiskey she just did a ballarina stomp.

by Cody5050 January 29, 2021

stomp on men

what feminists say when men are just being idiots

person 1: OMG i hate men so much!!
person 2: ikr? we should do something
person 3: just stomp on men! easy ;)

by oh heck nah November 21, 2022

Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.

That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!

by MasterGnash April 15, 2019

pancake stomp

When you go to waffle stomp but you miss the drain so you smash it into the floor.

Yesterday I pancake stomp the shower for two hours

by Ryhillgin December 21, 2024

Stomp

Tree but low

Stomp is tree but low

by numerator_ofcl November 4, 2023

Rocket stomp

Breaking the nucleus on your fart so it gives a sense of added methane to the air.

Holy shit bro! You gave that one a fucking rocket stomp.

by ToxicHog June 29, 2019