Waffle Stomp

When you cant make it to the toilet while showering, so you just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain
Guy 1: "I hit a waffle stomp the other day cause that burger I ate turned into a log the size of arizona and I couldn't hold it"

Guy 2: what in the actual fuck is wrong with you, man
by Cum dumpster megatron May 11, 2024
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Waffle Stomp

When you shit in the shower and have to stomp it through the drain
I couldn't make it from the shower to the toilet so I had to waffle stomp my business down the drain.
by Roulettie September 13, 2020
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Waffle Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and decide to stomp on the turd to mash it down the drain.
I don’t buy toilet paper anymore, I just shit in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain.
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
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waffle stomp

when you take a shit on the school bathroom drain and stomp it down to make a waffle like form
who tf waffle stomped the boys bathroom
by Seans friend from school April 13, 2021
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Waffle stomp

To Defecate in a Shower cubicle, then proceed to push the excrement down the drain
George was late for work, and he had a decision to make either Relieve himself or have a shower; I thought came to him, why not do both. as he took his fat sloppy shit, while showing he thought to himself, thank God for waffle stomping.
by Charles Montague November 22, 2023
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Cookie Stomp

When you bust someone's balls or rain on someone's parade.
"Hey man, I just got a new job."
"I don't wish to cookie stomp, but frankly, I don't give a fuck."
by AutismoTheGrande September 23, 2019
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Cookie Stomp

Someone that put cookie dough in his girlfriend vagina, then precedes to stomp the vagina with his testicles.
by JAR JAR BINKS LOVRRR November 28, 2016
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