Creeper-Status

to be considered a creeper for any period of time. People can be on creeper-status for just a day, but if they are or have done something especially creepy, they could be on it permanently.

"I hope I don't have to be in Anthony's group because yesterday he randomly grabbed my tits and that put him on creeper-status with me."

"See that emo kid in the corner looking at animal porn on his ipod, um, yeah, he's totally on creeper-status."

Creeper-Status by queef queen7 January 18, 2009

herb status 

1 One who epitomizes the true nature of a herb.

2 A level of herbness reached only by exceptionally herbed out herbs.

So you seen ya boy Chuck? Yeah, he was with that busted ass baby Keesha, that fool is straight herb status.

herb status by take a d July 12, 2006

T-status 

Level of how often you jack off and how weird you are. If you find yourself jacking off over 4 times a day you're at a 9 or 10. People who have high t-status are messed up in the head, have social problems, and probably need to see a neurologist.

Thomas needs to lower his t-status... he's jacked off 8 times today!

T-status by Nick and his mind March 25, 2009

bro status 

The state of being considered a bro.

Marco's bro status was revoked for turning off the Game Cube without letting Jake save his game.

bro status by Andy Holden April 21, 2006

Requiem for a Dream status 

adjective phrase: something very wrong or disturbing. Just like everything that happens in the movie Requiem for a Dream.

1.) Darrell: dude, I can't believe that girl gave me a blowjob for 10 bucks.
Justyn: no shit man, that was straight up requiem for a dream status.

2.)guy:hey babe will you fuck this guy so we can get some heroin?
Girl:no! That would be requiem for a dream status!

Requiem for a Dream status by thejag December 26, 2009

premature status change 

(v): when a person who you have been dating switches their status on a social networking site such as myspace or facebook from "single" to "in a relationship" without consulting you first.

me: that bitch must be crazy.
you: why?
me: she pulled a premature status change...doesn't she know she's just a booty call!

premature status change by Mchl January 4, 2007

Marshall Status 

A term used to describe the level of intoxication caused by alcohol. When a person has reached Marshall Status, they have exceeded their alcohol tolerance by a ridiculous amount. Symptoms: extreme vomiting, unconsciousness, and often accompanied by alcohol poisoning. People who reach Marshall Status also typically behave this way at house parties, and end up sleeping on a pull-out couch in the owner's house, who they probably have never met before.

Guy 1: "How drunk is he? Holy shit, that's a lot of throw up."
Guy 2: "He has definitely reached Marshall Status. Did you find the thermometer? We need to make sure his body temperature hasn't dropped, that means he has alcohol poisoning and we have to take them to the hospital. Fuck, he puked on my shoe."
Guy 3: "Oh my fucking god, he baptized my fucking couch in vomit! what the fuck!"

Marshall Status by Dr. Cobs October 3, 2010