Statistication

The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.

After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.

by soul glow March 21, 2009

SATIS

When things are OK. Not great but not shitty either. Short for satisfactory but shortened for ease of speech or writing.
Used in F700's to denote a functional check was satisfactory.
Can be shortened to "S", which also stands for serviceable.

Pretty much, if things are ticking along as wanted, or advertised, then you are "SATIS"

Aaron: Hey Malky, how are you?

Malky: SATIS.

Aaron: Sweet.

Also

Functional check of RADAR carried out, "SATIS".

by NZAP 9041 November 23, 2011

United States

the US, founded on the basis of "Freedom". The only country where you can become the most powerful man in the world.

in America

by ass blaster September 12, 2003

United States of America

The best damned country in the world. if you disagree then your either badly educated or just dumb. If you lived in some other country and said something bad about it you probably would be shot. At least here you can say what you want. Here you can dress however you want and worship any religion you want.Here you can laugh at what you want to laugh at and say what you want to say. This is THE country where you can make something of yourself and be free. Sure i admit the country has some problems and has made mistakes in the past but which country hasnt? If your an American than you should be proud of where you live if, you dont, use your freedom to leave and GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!! Terrorists misunder stand America and judge it by the actions of some people. hey who Brought food to somolia, who saved countless lives when the tidal wave hit resently, who beat the taliban out of Afghanistan, who beat the shit out of the Nazis over in Germany, who freed the slaves in the south and who is leading the fight against AIDS and other deseases, hard working AMERICANS dedicated to saving lives thats who! GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALL ITS ALLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terrorists fight us because they think where polluting the world with corruption and from there piont of view it looks true but in the long run america is saving the world from alot of harship and they should respect all that America has done for them like supply them to beat out the soviets in Afghanistan. The best way to combat this is education and they should learn more about us before they try to kill us, if they dont believe me and want a fight then they sure as hell are going to get one and we wont lose.

by Paul April 25, 2005

Blue States

The following states: Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Pennsylvania (barely), Michigan, Illinois (thanks to Chicago), Wisconsin, Minnesota, California, Oregon, Washington, and Hawaii. Though not a state, the District of Columbia (Washington, DC) is also EXTREMELY and densely Blue: 90% of the more than 500,000 people there voted for John Kerry! That's even more than the New York City area!
Also, what The Midwestrn Soldier said is very, very true. Most of the people who voted Democrat do accurately fit the descriptions he listed.

Homosexuals, lesbians, art fags, emo types, hippies, ain't that the truth! Hey, The Midwestrn Soldier; it's nice to see other Republicans on this site.

by NKU Student March 29, 2005

United States of America

"Damned if we do, damned if we don't."

The United States of America is always the Evil Empire, never the liberator.

by popularnerd December 16, 2006

Blue States

Terrible,evil states with their heads up their ass.I should know,I live in one and I used to be a proud liberal but I've watched them and they destroy all that is good.
-
blue states are full of:
-
criminals
drug addicts
porn
whores
illegal immigrants
gang bangers
terribly ran schools
high rate of car theft
high crime rates in general
sex crimes (including by the liberal politicians)
child molesters running free
robbery
burglary
home invasion robbery
terrible record on the environment
hippies/
COLLEGE STUDENTS/
protesters
strip clubs
public nudity
public defecation
wealthy elitist liberal snobs
peole who hang out a Starbucks and bitch about Wal Mart
rapists
racists (liberals,same thing)
polluters
junkies
and most of all CORRUPT POLITICIANS and extreme taxation to the point where it fuckin kills you

Blue States suck balls!
crime is rampant,politicians are very corrupt and rights are dwindling at a frightening rate,the environment is all polluted,criminals go free and good people who obey the law get locked up,its' bad,it's very bad,it's wrong,it's evil,this shouldn't be happening in America.

by proud ex-Democrat,,, November 25, 2006