santaslut

1. a women/man/animal who wishes upon a very special intimate present for christmas and goes to extreme lengths in order to receive IT.

2. santas (un)secret girlfriend (also known as Sarah)reknown for being very horny and slutty

3.a women/man/child of unidentified sex with whom santa would like to have sexual relations due to their seductive slutty nature

4. a person acting very slutty during christmas holidays

1. man, my dad is such a santaslut, last christmas he disguised his ass as a chimney and waited for santa on the roof all night

2.
A: hey, isn't that santaslut?
B: who?
A: Sarah!
B: Oh...yeah that's her, she IS a santaslut!

3.Santa to Santaslut: wuzzup dawg, i would gladly leave a present in that ass ya hear!?!

4.on 27th of december: Julie! We're through, you santaslut! I don't regret it that much since you weren't that good in bed, which most of my friends can now confirm!

by pooparty June 16, 2007

Santee outlaw

A bunch of high school dropouts who are known to ask for money outside of santana high school and steal door speakers. They also do some light tagging across santee. Eventually they’ll die off but who knows just ignore them and they’ll go away. They are also generally on meth/cocaine even though I have no idea how they can afford it.

Guy1: Did you hear that Gregg is a santee outlaw now?
Guy2: No way I heard he dropped out of high school too.
Gregg: Yo dog let me get a dollar for a cigarette!

by Brock leee October 4, 2018

Texan Santa

A verb that refers to pranking a friend by changing their background on an electronic device to a creepy looking santa.

The joke, however is that most people will assume the worst when they hear the term, so keep people out of the loop as long as possible in order to keep the joke alive.

Ted: Bro, I hear Roger just got texan santa'd.
Roger (overhearing): Woah, what does that mean?
Ted: Don't worry, you'll find out.

by Andy Kaufman5252 December 15, 2010

Secret Santa'd

The act of becoming black out drunk and ordering random things on the internet, such as things on your Amazon wishlist, then receiving them later and recollecting who and how they were ordered.

Today I received a pair of shoes and some shirts in the mail, thinking I had a secret santa... in reality I secret santa'd myself by drunkenly ordering my amazon wishlist.

by Bflee000004 December 23, 2015

Santa Clarita

Santa Clarita is a town in southern California where no one under 30 works for a living because they can live off of their rich parents and attend COC for 5-10 years on and off. those whose parents are not willing to support them after coming of age proceed to get on food stamps, sell drugs, and live off of sierra highway in canyon country. these people will eventually move to palmdale.

kid1: hey, i have to go sling some weed out in Santa Clarita, wanna come with?
kid2: yea, might as well. haven't beat the shit out of yuppie scum in a minute.

by TruthBeToldForever October 5, 2011

santa paula high school

full of mexicans and pregnant teens, this school may not be known for its academics, but compared to fillmore..it kicks ass!

-"who are we playing this friday?"
-"santa paula high school"
-"damn, there goes another loss for the flashes.."

by ") August 4, 2008

Dirty Santa

The act of dipping your balls one at a time into a bottle of milk. The result making your balls look like they have a santa beard.

Hey, did someone Dirty Santa this milk? It tastes like balls.

by jibbs02 November 3, 2009