A hood squirrel is a dressed up hoodrat that runs around the neighborhood with her bushy tail tooted up to attract random men that don't mind bussing in her mouth.
by KDolla May 12, 2014
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Chaz"When we were gettin' stoned out by the busstop, he said he had a third ball" Gary the squirrel is dumbfounded.
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Get the shit covered squirel mug.A hot girl, or sometime not...that while appearing to be the life of the party is scanning every male (and even females) in the group. This girl will then use her body and many sexual innuendos to entice the victim out of their nuts...so to speak....a.k.a the drugs in their pockets. Tho often times the squirrel need only use her innuendos to obtain the nut...sometimes it is necessary and even pleasurable to the squirrel to up the ante for a biggger nut. Squirrel is a durogatory term, tho most who are labeled with it seem to wear it proudly, and will be seen flaunting tails from other critters...hanging from their sexy asses.
"I think i'm gonna have sex with that squirrel over there"......Damn dude, you sure you wanna split your drugs with that squirrel?.. ..Look at all the squirrels runnin around here.
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by A shitty excuse for a name October 8, 2006
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by Andrew D. September 7, 2008
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