A grown man sitting on a pie for the titillation of an audience. Fully clothed. Usually on video. Made famous in season 2 of the cult TV series Better Call Saul.
by Gordon Freeman March 02, 2016
The act of putting one's buttocks into a fresh pie, and wiggling their cheeks back and forth.
Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.
Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.
by bigjohnston February 23, 2016
by Zowi320 February 23, 2016
It's when a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. There may or may not be a costume involved.
AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass
AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass
"Technically he does a cry baby squat cobbler, which means there's tears, which makes it more specialized. "- Jimmy McGill
by starman65 March 02, 2016
"He's a squat cobbler!"
Squat cobbler??
"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."
Squat cobbler??
"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."
by thewarrior1986 February 23, 2016
When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.
She has a squat cobbler fetish.
by JoeSmith94 February 23, 2016
John: How'd you get that stain on your pants?
Michael: I was doing a squat cobbler for my girlfriend.
Michael: I was doing a squat cobbler for my girlfriend.
by Vanbran February 23, 2016